You ever have that feeling of an itch you just can't scratch? Well, with a 36-inch Balrog cock... Let's just say it can reach more itches than you care to think about... Use with warming lube for a more authentic feel, or for those days where it's -60 out.

-Samantha
Nunavut, Canada

I've always wanted to be bred by an alien race, to feel their tentacles on my skin and bear their young... Until I can satisfy my dream of going to space and being deluged in alien culture (and seed), this toy should help quell these urges for the time being.

-Elon
California, USA

My wife has been asking to peg me for months now. For International Womens Day, I bit the bullet (and the bedsheets) and ordered this. I'll have to give it only 4/5 stars, though, the mini they included gave her the idea to sound me next year...

-Erak
Konstanz, Germany